The Puppeteer and The Chronicle of B.S.

OKAY so this all started when this parasite began nesting in the lives of a few of my friends. Said parasite at first plays nice with the hosts, makes sure her hosts are happy, and when the hosts are content she opens her multi-teethed mouth and latches on. From there said parasite begins to make the hosts do everything for her, while she complains about things that ail her parasiticly. Parasite continues to get comfy-cozy while eventually her hosts began to get irritated. Have you ever seen a dog with worms?

Can you imagine a person actually being physically irritated by another person being up there arse?

Well, that parasite will go by the penned name of B.S. (her actual initials, that are quite convenient). B.S. would belly ache about her chronic pains and how she couldn't do anything, but sleep. So my friends being gracious enough to accomodate her needs were more than lenient. B.S. finally got to the point where she wouldn't do her share of chores. Because she knew that somebody else would pick up her slack.

B.S is not a rope, and even if she were, she should pull her own slack. My friends getting tired of washing her dishes, and picking up after her as if she were three year old child. Gave B.S. an ultimatum. Either pitch in or get out. This is when B.S. 's parasitic instincts kicked in, and decided to do anything to stay attached to her hosts. So B.S. did what was asked of her to a point. After the threat of expulsion subsided, the parasite got comfy-cozy again.

Finally my friends were fully fed up and told her that she had to go. This angered B.S. deeply, and she began to lash out, and made an image for herself. That of a martyr. But even doing so didn't work out for her.

And those who sided with my friends, namely, those, who defended them were dubbed "Puppets" by B.S. and my best friend dubbed the "The Puppeteer". Which she is pictured here,

And this would be us the band of heroes of The Puppeteer pictured here,

In a fit of retaliation B.S. The Parasite (this is starting to sound like a comic book), sent her lackey known as Secret Squirrel to do her dirty work. Which he did a terrific half ass job at until...... Secret Squirrel blew his cover. And this is how,







The Puppeteer's FaceBook status:

"The cancer has almost been removed from my house. Its already tried to physically damage the house in the process of it being removed. WARNING: Allowing cancer to move in with you may cause brain aneuryms, elevated blood pressure, headaches, nausea, vomiting, a severe desire to punch things and increasing desire to use foul language.
This type of cancer wasn't benign and unfortunately had to be removed."





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Puppetee #1 (me): "This cancer also affects more than one person in a concentrated area. It is to be advised when dealing with such a malignate form to have the area quarantined. If in immediate risk of exposure please don a hazmat suit."
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Puppetee #2: "You guys are cracking me up."
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Secret Squirrel: "Yeah. You are the vit"
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Puppetee #1: "‎? vit?"
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Secret Squirrel: "Yeah. You are the victims."
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Puppetee #1: "Yeah. They are."
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Secret Squirrel: "Keep telling yourselves that and maybe someday you will bgelieve it."
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Puppetee #1: "Do you have a problem with The Puppeteer and them?"
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Secret Squirrel: "Considering their actions in the past month? Sure do."
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Puppetee #1: "Well, if B.S. would have gotten up off of her lazy ass. Instead of playing, "Poor old pitiful me." Then maybe there WOULDN'T be a PROBLEM."
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Puppetee #1: "She put herself in the position SHE is in, nobody else did, but HER. The Puppeteer and them were COMPLETELY civil with her. She was the one who wanted to play martyr then systematically lash out at people. Why the fuck are you even friends with The Puppeteer if you're going to start shit? If she is just that much of a nuisance to you, then block her, and be done with it. Instead of being some sort of FB stalker lameoid."
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Secret Squirrel: "Bullshit. When the two of them tell me to my face "I'm scared for my personal safety because of this person!" And then when B.S. DOES do something about it they start saying "Well she's just lying. She's trying to ruin his life." Even though she has EVIDENCE that has convinced everyone that has heard it. People who make their living by assessing these threat levels. EVERYONE but the two of them agrees. Don't just listen to someone who has an agenda. I have hear and seen the evidence."
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Puppetee #1: "I have muscular dystrophy, which over time detiorates my muscles. I have tremors and wear out easily. I have documented proof that I have a disability. Yet I can manage a household with a husband working full time, and three children all under the age of five. I do dishes, vacuum, laundry, even YARD WORK. By the time I am done, I am completely wiped out. Yet I do what NEEDS to be done, WHEN it NEEDS to be done. Not at the last second after I have been asked several times."
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Puppetee #1: ‎ "Or try to intervene when somebody is doing a chore I should have done. I take care of my kids, husband, and household until I think I am going to kill over. I suffer muscle cramps, spasms, headaches, and spinal pain. But I do it ALL, EVERY day, 24/7/365. If I can do triple the amount of what she does with my condition. Then she can do what needs to be done without excuses. So no, your bullshit is void, because my call of bullshit on you trumps it."
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Secret Squirrel: "So yeah. The two of them kicked someone out of her house who was hiding from a stalker that authorities conscidered so dangerous because of said evidence that they asked him to surrender any and all weapons. Then they spoke to said stalker and gave him evidence to her location potentially putting her life in danger. You tell me who the "victim" is here. If they have a beef, that is one thing. Pulling the shit they pulled? Unforgiveable. And BTW I was THERE for the move and used a video camera to DOCUMENT before and after video of the house to proove she DIDN'T damage a damn thing just in case they tried this crap."
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Puppetee #1: "I don't even give a damn. If you hate The Puppeteer so much then block her already. Or are you trying to play secret squirrel by remaining on her friends list. So you can find some sort of "INCREDIBLE" evidence to use against her?"
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Secret Squirrel: "No. I'm outing her for the heinous bullshit she and her puppet pulled for others to see. I'm setting the record straight about B.S.'s "lying and trying to ruin his life" by saying to all who might read this she has TONS of evidence that backs it up.The Oklahoma legal system agrees. They have told so many different stories as to "why" they tried to kick her out that I don't think even THEY know. Also FYI for any others out there. They TRIED to kick her out. Funny thing is roommates do NOT have the power to evict in Oklahoma (look it up). B.S. left because they aren't worth the friggin' hassle. And I've seen B.S. do a shitton more around that house than both of them put together."
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Puppetee #1: "Well, I can guarantee you that you will be blocked without even so much as a bat of an eyelash. Then your whole point will be in vain. Because once you're blocked, ^^^ all that will drop off the face of the interweb."
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Secret Squirrel: "Fine. But it is all there until she does. Couldn't care less about The Puppeteer or her puppets."
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The Puppeteer: "http://derp.memebase.com/​2011/01/14/​hurr-durr-derp-face-fenga-p​apit/

Fenga Papits.... I haz dem"
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Puppetee #3: "look secret squirrel i don't know you or the circumstances...but i know the puppeteer and she generally is pretty upfront about shit and b.s. is a fucking drama queen like no other and likes to put herself in the spotlight...and furthermore...who the hell supposedly stalked her dumb ass? i mean she really isn't worth stalking at all...i mean c'mon dude."
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Puppetee #3: "♥"
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That is the end of the story or is it? Either way we'll keep you updated.

But until then, Secret Squirrel would like to leave you with this message:

DEZ THE SAD PANDA

I am a VERY, VERY, VERY sad panda. Everytime that I hear the melodically nasal voice of Brian Molko of Placebo, or the enchanting pitches of The Pierce sisters, or the experimental awesomeness of the Tiny Animals. I am amazed, but sad....

Why? Because Placebo seems to have something against touring in America. The Pierces DO come to America, but only big, overly cliched cities like New York, and the like. I have spoken to the Tiny Animals on Facebook, and they are trying to find a way down here. Which would be effing sweet.....but I don't know if they actually will. I have a tendency to like bands who aren't willing to travel close to me, or are underground enough to not be able to come to Oklahoma. This is annoying.

I would give almost ANYTHING to watch at least ONE of these performers play. I would have a mental orgasm of sweet sweetness if I could get them all to come on tour together here. Although highly impossible.....I can still dream right?

~le sigh~

'I want to do' versus what 'I should do' versus what 'I'm currently doing'

I know I have a tendency to blather on about what 'I want to do' versus what 'I should do' versus what 'I'm currently doing'.

I 'SHOULD' be going to college and making something of myself. I know that having children is an awesome experience. But for someone personally....there's got to be something more out there. Something more than cleaning and doing laundry......I also feel like I 'SHOULD' be working.....

I am 'CURRENTLY' a stay at home mom and housewife. With no education that's worth anything and next to nothing work experience. Who is a chronic daydreamer that wants to travel, go to parties, and gain a vast understanding of the world around me. Of course I can still possibly do those things. The problem is I probably won't do them while I'm young. That's what bugs me. That's what eats at me. I also bitch about not attending college, when it's no one's fault, but my own. It can't be helped though in a way since Boo isn't in school quite yet.

What I am yearning 'TO DO'? I want to write, but ever since Candace ditched me. I have kind of lost the interest......I can't quite focus. When I do manage to get something out I work on it so much, I get burnt out, and don't want to touch it. I want to own a business, but I am math illiterate. I wouldn't mind being a paranormal investigator, but without a televised network. You're really nothing except a starving artist with fancy utensils.

My God......I have become cliched and typical. If I was wearing a knitted hat and sitting in a coffee shop. I would be a like every other yuppy hipster clicking and clacking away on a blog. Being obsessive and incessant about their life or lack thereof. Now I feel totally disgusted about myself.......

REALIZING THAT THE INTERNET HAS A VENDETTA AGAINST A RYAN D. BUELL BLOG

SO......as of late I have been going through a paranormal kick. It has been a long while since I have really wanted to study things that go 'bump in the night'. Although it is something that is a favorite past time of mine. Since becoming an avid Netflix addict I stumbled across their niche of spooky things. Among those things are Paranormal State and Ghost Hunters. Even though I am a fan of Ghost Hunters, I have never really given Paranormal State a fair chance..... In all honesty I originally considered Ryan a pompous frat with a camcorder. Who goes on night charading escapades with his fellow classmen. After watching two episodes on Netflix I have become hooked. Don't get me wrong some parts of it are kind of cheesey in a way, but you keep viewing anyway. Just so you can get to some good parts. The following day I watched 18 episodes simultaneously. Of course I had to stop here and there for the children and my personal fare. But I watched almost an entire season within a day. It's four or five days later and I am about to start watching Season 3. If that tells you anything.......(*cough* That I'm a certified nerd.) Also it's not hard to piece together that although Ryan and his PRS Crew are professional adventurers, they are still amateurs at dealing with the next steps in investigations. You come to realize this by how often they have Chip Coffey and Lorraine Warren are present. Which isn't that bad of a thing. If I had such resources I would use them too. Chip Coffey and Lorraine Warren are another integral part of why I watch the show. I grew up hearing about them from my mom and watching them on television. Chip is a very friendly person and though he comes off as dramatic. That is how he expresses himself. Lorraine is a sweetheart and is a very gentle soul. In my newfound passion of the unexplained and watching Paranormal State. Also as a semi-avid blogger, I wanted to keep up on Ryan and his solo investigations via blog. Yet when I Googled for it all that I managed to find was his Myspace Blog. Which he hasn't updated since 2011, I can understand though, since it's been recently dubbed Deadspace. (Fondly thinks about smoshTV's 'If the internet were real'. Tom: 'Is anybody still there?' LMAO) I also came across his contributed articles to Huffington Post and blogs criticizing him for being bisexual. Yet no actual blog of his has been found..... All in all he may not have one. Which would be surprising since he always has something to say. I like his personality, but the man is a chatter box (in a GOOD way). Usually people who talk alot have blogs. Anyways if anyone has any info about whether he has one or not. Message me or comment below. It would be much appreciated. Thanks. :)

THINK WHAT YOU WANT

I do not expect people to share my beliefs or opinions. They are an acquired taste. Sometimes sweet, mostly bitter, and a little jagged to swallow. Do I believe I am always right? No. Do I want to be always right? Of course. Though it would get rather droll. Do I consider myself high strung? Yes. It is a blessing as well as a curse. I take it in stride, as well as lapses. But it is who I am. I am a difficult person to like and even more difficult to love. I am accepting of people, but sometimes not their beliefs. I am not religous, though the morals I do have. They are my strongest convictions. It is hard to keep my trap shut. But when I feel that something is wrong, and I affirm that it is wrong. You will never get me to agree otherwise.
I care about what my friends and family think. More than I care about what I think. Most of the time I find myself bending over backwards to please them and put them before myself. I hardly ever make any 'me' time. Afraid of if I piss someone off. I will lose them. One of my greatest fears is to be alone, especially with my thoughts. I over analyze things alot. To see every logical perspective, of every situation. This seems like a good thing, but it is the worst. When someone says or does something to me. I play it over and over in my head. Thinking of what they meant or how they meant it. Usually giving my thoughts away to the logical negatives.
I will once again reiterate, most of the time, you will NOT like what I think or what I say. Just like I probably will not like what you think or what you say. I try to keep quiet, unless it is something absurd. Or I have been keeping it in for a long time. Because all the while I am keeping it in, I am going over every possibility, the implications my thoughts have. And what initiated the thought in the first place. Usually going with the negative.
I front that I am a sarcastic, smart mouthed, and confident badass. I am not. I am probably more insecure than my most shyest friends. I take almost every thing someone tells me personally to heart. It is really hard for to forgive and forget. Which most of the time, I end up holding grudges. I am so afraid of being alone, I will become a doormat, if it means keeping them around. I am extremely loyal to my friends, even if they are less than trustworthy. Even if they are horrid to me, I will come sauntering back like a kicked puppy. I do not like having my personal relationships thrown in my face. If you're my friend. You're my friend. If you aren't. You're aren't. You don't have to keep me around for sympathy. I am empathetic enough as it is. Love me for who I am, or don't love me at all. If I do snap or argue with you, it is not because I am attacking you personally. If I wanted to attack you personally, I would physically attack you. If I am not doing that, then we are good.
I will continue being who I am. Just like you will continue being who you are. Although people do change. Either for the better or for the worst. Sometimes changing for whatever reason is best for them. Even if you do not agree. I will continue fighting for what I believe is right. Just like you will do for yourself. We may not see eye to eye, but I hope we can have the decency to meet in the middle.

99.9.9.9.9.9% OF THE TIME

You ARE going to hate what comes out of my mouth. People who know me personally know I am very vulgar, blunt, and offensive. Though they know I am a diamond in the rough. I don't do it for attention or what have you. It is just my logic is very blunt and critical. Sometimes cynical. I don't think very highly of people, until I get to know them. Other than that, they are a patch of existence with a name. This sounds bad. I know.

You must learn to ignore certain things I say or skip over things I write. Because 99.9.9.9.9.9% I am going to offend you. I f YOU ARE offended easily. Then I AM NOT. The friend for you. Jussayin.

If you can overlook it or ignore it. Peachy keen you must be!Because I am an awesome friend or at least an ally, even if you don't like me much. Because I will decimate and assimilate any unlucky bastard who crosses your path. IF they deserve it. Free of charge.