99.9.9.9.9.9% OF THE TIME

You ARE going to hate what comes out of my mouth. People who know me personally know I am very vulgar, blunt, and offensive. Though they know I am a diamond in the rough. I don't do it for attention or what have you. It is just my logic is very blunt and critical. Sometimes cynical. I don't think very highly of people, until I get to know them. Other than that, they are a patch of existence with a name. This sounds bad. I know.

You must learn to ignore certain things I say or skip over things I write. Because 99.9.9.9.9.9% I am going to offend you. I f YOU ARE offended easily. Then I AM NOT. The friend for you. Jussayin.

If you can overlook it or ignore it. Peachy keen you must be!Because I am an awesome friend or at least an ally, even if you don't like me much. Because I will decimate and assimilate any unlucky bastard who crosses your path. IF they deserve it. Free of charge.