The Puppeteer and The Chronicle of B.S.

OKAY so this all started when this parasite began nesting in the lives of a few of my friends. Said parasite at first plays nice with the hosts, makes sure her hosts are happy, and when the hosts are content she opens her multi-teethed mouth and latches on. From there said parasite begins to make the hosts do everything for her, while she complains about things that ail her parasiticly. Parasite continues to get comfy-cozy while eventually her hosts began to get irritated. Have you ever seen a dog with worms?

Can you imagine a person actually being physically irritated by another person being up there arse?

Well, that parasite will go by the penned name of B.S. (her actual initials, that are quite convenient). B.S. would belly ache about her chronic pains and how she couldn't do anything, but sleep. So my friends being gracious enough to accomodate her needs were more than lenient. B.S. finally got to the point where she wouldn't do her share of chores. Because she knew that somebody else would pick up her slack.

B.S is not a rope, and even if she were, she should pull her own slack. My friends getting tired of washing her dishes, and picking up after her as if she were three year old child. Gave B.S. an ultimatum. Either pitch in or get out. This is when B.S. 's parasitic instincts kicked in, and decided to do anything to stay attached to her hosts. So B.S. did what was asked of her to a point. After the threat of expulsion subsided, the parasite got comfy-cozy again.

Finally my friends were fully fed up and told her that she had to go. This angered B.S. deeply, and she began to lash out, and made an image for herself. That of a martyr. But even doing so didn't work out for her.

And those who sided with my friends, namely, those, who defended them were dubbed "Puppets" by B.S. and my best friend dubbed the "The Puppeteer". Which she is pictured here,

And this would be us the band of heroes of The Puppeteer pictured here,

In a fit of retaliation B.S. The Parasite (this is starting to sound like a comic book), sent her lackey known as Secret Squirrel to do her dirty work. Which he did a terrific half ass job at until...... Secret Squirrel blew his cover. And this is how,







The Puppeteer's FaceBook status:

"The cancer has almost been removed from my house. Its already tried to physically damage the house in the process of it being removed. WARNING: Allowing cancer to move in with you may cause brain aneuryms, elevated blood pressure, headaches, nausea, vomiting, a severe desire to punch things and increasing desire to use foul language.
This type of cancer wasn't benign and unfortunately had to be removed."





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Puppetee #1 (me): "This cancer also affects more than one person in a concentrated area. It is to be advised when dealing with such a malignate form to have the area quarantined. If in immediate risk of exposure please don a hazmat suit."
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Puppetee #2: "You guys are cracking me up."
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Secret Squirrel: "Yeah. You are the vit"
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Puppetee #1: "‎? vit?"
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Secret Squirrel: "Yeah. You are the victims."
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Puppetee #1: "Yeah. They are."
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Secret Squirrel: "Keep telling yourselves that and maybe someday you will bgelieve it."
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Puppetee #1: "Do you have a problem with The Puppeteer and them?"
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Secret Squirrel: "Considering their actions in the past month? Sure do."
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Puppetee #1: "Well, if B.S. would have gotten up off of her lazy ass. Instead of playing, "Poor old pitiful me." Then maybe there WOULDN'T be a PROBLEM."
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Puppetee #1: "She put herself in the position SHE is in, nobody else did, but HER. The Puppeteer and them were COMPLETELY civil with her. She was the one who wanted to play martyr then systematically lash out at people. Why the fuck are you even friends with The Puppeteer if you're going to start shit? If she is just that much of a nuisance to you, then block her, and be done with it. Instead of being some sort of FB stalker lameoid."
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Secret Squirrel: "Bullshit. When the two of them tell me to my face "I'm scared for my personal safety because of this person!" And then when B.S. DOES do something about it they start saying "Well she's just lying. She's trying to ruin his life." Even though she has EVIDENCE that has convinced everyone that has heard it. People who make their living by assessing these threat levels. EVERYONE but the two of them agrees. Don't just listen to someone who has an agenda. I have hear and seen the evidence."
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Puppetee #1: "I have muscular dystrophy, which over time detiorates my muscles. I have tremors and wear out easily. I have documented proof that I have a disability. Yet I can manage a household with a husband working full time, and three children all under the age of five. I do dishes, vacuum, laundry, even YARD WORK. By the time I am done, I am completely wiped out. Yet I do what NEEDS to be done, WHEN it NEEDS to be done. Not at the last second after I have been asked several times."
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Puppetee #1: ‎ "Or try to intervene when somebody is doing a chore I should have done. I take care of my kids, husband, and household until I think I am going to kill over. I suffer muscle cramps, spasms, headaches, and spinal pain. But I do it ALL, EVERY day, 24/7/365. If I can do triple the amount of what she does with my condition. Then she can do what needs to be done without excuses. So no, your bullshit is void, because my call of bullshit on you trumps it."
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Secret Squirrel: "So yeah. The two of them kicked someone out of her house who was hiding from a stalker that authorities conscidered so dangerous because of said evidence that they asked him to surrender any and all weapons. Then they spoke to said stalker and gave him evidence to her location potentially putting her life in danger. You tell me who the "victim" is here. If they have a beef, that is one thing. Pulling the shit they pulled? Unforgiveable. And BTW I was THERE for the move and used a video camera to DOCUMENT before and after video of the house to proove she DIDN'T damage a damn thing just in case they tried this crap."
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Puppetee #1: "I don't even give a damn. If you hate The Puppeteer so much then block her already. Or are you trying to play secret squirrel by remaining on her friends list. So you can find some sort of "INCREDIBLE" evidence to use against her?"
about an hour ago · Like · 1.



Secret Squirrel: "No. I'm outing her for the heinous bullshit she and her puppet pulled for others to see. I'm setting the record straight about B.S.'s "lying and trying to ruin his life" by saying to all who might read this she has TONS of evidence that backs it up.The Oklahoma legal system agrees. They have told so many different stories as to "why" they tried to kick her out that I don't think even THEY know. Also FYI for any others out there. They TRIED to kick her out. Funny thing is roommates do NOT have the power to evict in Oklahoma (look it up). B.S. left because they aren't worth the friggin' hassle. And I've seen B.S. do a shitton more around that house than both of them put together."
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Puppetee #1: "Well, I can guarantee you that you will be blocked without even so much as a bat of an eyelash. Then your whole point will be in vain. Because once you're blocked, ^^^ all that will drop off the face of the interweb."
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Secret Squirrel: "Fine. But it is all there until she does. Couldn't care less about The Puppeteer or her puppets."
42 minutes ago · Like

The Puppeteer: "http://derp.memebase.com/​2011/01/14/​hurr-durr-derp-face-fenga-p​apit/

Fenga Papits.... I haz dem"
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Puppetee #3: "look secret squirrel i don't know you or the circumstances...but i know the puppeteer and she generally is pretty upfront about shit and b.s. is a fucking drama queen like no other and likes to put herself in the spotlight...and furthermore...who the hell supposedly stalked her dumb ass? i mean she really isn't worth stalking at all...i mean c'mon dude."
10 hours ago · Like · 1.



Puppetee #3: "♥"
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That is the end of the story or is it? Either way we'll keep you updated.

But until then, Secret Squirrel would like to leave you with this message: