I had a weird dream last night. I was dreaming about zombies, but it wasn't a scary dream. In a part of that dream Betty White's husband was a zombie, but he still functioned like a person, but had cravings for humans. By now everyone is probably like.....o.0'......but anyways.
He apparently missed Betty's homemade hamburgers,but didn't want no beef. lol He was hankerin for a brain burger. So during this zombie apocalypse Betty goes out in the middle of the street and decapitates this man with a giant axe. And hauls his head off to her kitchen. Me being curious (even in my dreams) follows her. She knows I'm following, and shows me inside.
She takes a power saw and begins cutting the top of the skull off, and retrieves the brain. Then goes through the process of making your average hamburger. But with some thinking meat. I sit back and watch her. Adding seasonings and kneading the "meat". Which I guess technically it is.
I give her a look of scrutiny and she looks at me while shaping a patty in her hand and says all huffily, "Zombie or not. When Betty White's husband wants a burger. She makes him a fucking burger."
I'm not going into the rest of that dream, but I just wanted to tell about that part.
Does anybody else have random, off the wall dreams?
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